Sandy is a Mental Disorder! Social Psychology by Paul Aitken

Hi.  My name is Sandy and I have a drug problem.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNBGyf8FNEY&feature=relmfu

Sandy's grand theory

1. Caffeine gets you high.   "Caffeine is still a poison.  In fact, if you just give a person 10g of caffeine…they are going to die". 
2. Caffeine is nicotine's little sister. Caffeine is like picking up a big barrel of pesticide and pouring it straight into your mouth.
3. Sandy's favourite thing in the world is: 292.9 Caffeine Related Disorder not otherwise specified.
4. She likes ratings.  
5. She does the wiggle man.  She works out.

Notes on Sandy

1. Look at her dress, look at her house, look at her fake glasses and why in Christ's name is she crossing her legs like that, with her bible between them.  Why is she in a leather throne.  Why is the background all soft and fuzzy? Has Sandy ever seen 'Basic Instinct'?
2. She doesn't know much about the history of coke.  Is she on coke?  Why is her leg moving so much  
3. No i don't like Starbucks Sandy, but why did you buy your dress from there.
4. Why does she have rambling flow of thoughts and speech?  
5. Why does Sandy give me flu like symptoms, eg. nauseau, vomiting, muscle pain and stiffness, headache, clinically significant distress and functional impairment.  Why was there a sudden onset of symptoms when she said that she's not making this up? Why does listening to Sandy give me FATIGUE, DIFFICULTY CONCENTRATING, RESTLESSNESS, NERVOUSNESS, INSOMNIA, FLUSHED FACE and MUSCLE TWITCHING
6. Why are the arabs responsible for the problem of coffee, in Sandy's insightful facts about coffee? 
7. Sandy looks “cheap and readily available” in the 'subliminal' message at 4.30min (has to be seen a few times to be believed).
8. I can't wait to hear what Sandy has to say about hypo-sexuality vs hyper-sexuality
9. Sandy gives me severe gastrointestinal disturbance and irritable bowel syndrome.